flamingos really piss me off like what the hell are they doing??????
lookin 4 tha party
As a zoo docent, I can confirm that flamingoes are actually always this ridiculous.
Batman & Robin print I’ll be selling at Wondercon!
AU where John’s blog posts read like Stefon’s club reviews.
"This case had everything: a male yoga teacher, candle-lit bubble baths, a damp patch, and no ventilation."
A Study in Pink vs The Celluloid Closet
a documentary on how motion pictures, especially Hollywood films, had portrayed gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender characters
(requested by sherlockeleven)
April Fools Prank: Frame your best friend for murder.
forget bunnies have skunklings
oh my GOD
this is my most popular post of the last month and I’m okay with that
Sherlock Parody [x]
Today is George Weasley’s 36th birthday. Born 1st April 1978, every year since he lost his brother, this special day just hasn’t been the same. And that, my friends, is what you call the cruelest April Fool’s joke of all time.
GOD DAMN IT
"We are more than a bit concerned with the Benihana egg trick called for in the script. I’ve tried it and can only get it 1 out of 4 tries, and I’ve seen Benihana chefs flub the manoeuver when they have an entire grill as target. Mads has to crack his eggs into a 8-inch diameter skillet. The props Master calls his guy. The Production Manager calls in his guy. I call my guy. On the morning of the shoot we have 8 dozen eggs and 3 Japanese chefs with their hands made up to be hand doubles.
I guess I don’t have to tell you that when Mads arrives on set, he just tosses an egg up in the air and the egg breaks on the spatula. No problem. Unbelievable. I insist it was a lucky fluke but he does it again. I accuse him of practicing when I wasn’t looking but he laughs (as if he has time to practise egg-cracking between scenes) and tells me he was a juggler in his youth.” [x]
And here we all thought we’d have a million outtakes of Mads flubbing the egg trick…